WHERE MY MOMS AT!? It's the show by the Moms for the Moms. Hosted by everybody's favorite "cool mom" Christina P! Not only the most REAL show for moms, but the most interactive. An open place to admit no one really knows what they're doing.
This week’s episode of Where My Moms At? is brought to you by prescription-strength Sudafed! After taking last week off to recover from a cold, Christina P is back with the Booth Boys on the day of her anniversary with Todd. She breaks down how she crushed Halloween this year as Cruella, including full-size candy bars! Christina shares her experience of trunk-or-treating for the first time, and how she's going to completely destroy next years competition. Christina shares some sage advice about letting your kids eating candy, store-bought dental guards, how to remove ice from an ice tray the right way, and growing up and learning to J your D. We break down November’s Instagram post from our very own Chris Larson and dive into a TikTok about Gender Creative Parenting. What gender did your baby chose to be today? Also, Christina answers all your questions on how to get your kids to bed on time, how to get them to sleep in their own beds, and when is the right time to make daddy a Hall Monitor. This Sudafed got us so keyed up, we're just going long and breaking this recording into 2 episodes... see you next week for Part 2! Not like a regular mom!
Christina P. wants to hear from you since she is seriously lacking in cool mom friends. If you want to share a "Pazsitzky Effect" or "Mom Hack" please call into our voicemail (213)375-5184 and let Christina know! We want to talk to as many moms across America as we can.
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FREE MOVIE OF THE DAYWE EVEN BITCHES**OVER
It is pronounced, The Hun'ch Fowar' Red Oktobahh ' TraBek!
"I'll chake, Based on Tom Clancy's bestseller, fourwa 1,000,000"
Directed by John McTiernan (Die Hard) and starring Sean Connery (That's right Tra Bek) and Alec "I Just FUCKED My Life Baldwin" ;
"The Hunt For Red October" seethes with high-tech excitement and sweats with the tension of men who hold Doomsday in their hands! Fuck Me!
It's a new technologically-superior Soviet nuclear sub, "The Red October"!! US Coast guard be like "He you guys got maintained records on this thing right?" I can't seem to find it on CarFax : / "Trust me Comrade!" ! WHAT! "Are you calling me on a cellular phone??? Prank Caller Prank Caller! is heading for the U.S. coast under the command of Captain Marko Ramius (Connery and for afternoon delight, TraBeck's MoM! it seems your Mum want to Ramius...
I filled up my car the day before the whole shortage thing happened @ $3.50/Ga. I had this nagging voice in my head for two days prior saying "Go get gas right now" .
I feel like Magnum P.I. with my little voice : )
Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women, and body builders. We get an update on Tom sending out jackets to fat/poor people and we learn Christina might have run a little interference. We go over the super cool Rolling Stone article about Marilyn Manson, we come across a cool vape girl who farts, and we discuss Christina's mouth smells. We do a round of horrible or hilarious, and then it's TikTok o'clock.
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