Scenario: You're the captain of the starship Enterprise. A Romulan captain is speaking on the big screen. The Romulan is accusing you of engaging in sexual congress with the Romulan's spouse while on a neutral space station. You're not sure if the Romulan is right because you had a little too much Altairian Delight that weekend, and it's all a blur. The Romulan is threatening to destroy the Enterprise and everyone in it. Standing beside you is the yeoman of the opposite sex who is assigned to assist you.
What do you do?
Everyone in Melbourne is focused on our Formula 1 GP today, because our 23 year old Melbournian is trying to win his home GP.
In qualifying he just missed out on pole by a fraction of a second. It has been raining most of the morning (typical Melbourne shit weather it was hot yesterday) We are all keeping our fingers crossed for Oscar.